He's a cheeky chappie is Nigel
With a pint of beer in his hand
Just a common or garden normal bloke
Not part of the political band.
Let's forget his city trader history
And his public school education
Just ponder the closing of our borders
Of an EU separation.
And leave the foreigners to help themselves
Despite being in need of our aid
Walling up our island shores
In an anti-immigrant crusade.