You may call him a casual racist
You may call him a sexist pig
You can disagree with his homophobia
But he has something that people dig.
Does he come across like he's one of us
With a common man's view of the world?
Perhaps it's his sense of causing mischief
And not doing what he is told?
Whether he believes what he says or not
He gives licence to those who hold those views
And despite his public popularity
This petition should be politely refused.