The mother of all suck-ups
How else can it be explained
By the man who once upon a time
Might have become ordained
Once they called him the 'mad monk'
And he must have been insane
To give Prince Phillip a knighthood
What was going through his brain?
These awards are already archaic
Without meaning in our modern life
But at least give them to someone deserving
Not a man with a Queen for a wife