Peas

I wonder what the experts said
When a caveman first cooked meat
"It tastes of carbon"
"It doesn't ooze with blood"
"This idea is obsolete!"

And what about the moment when
Someone first fermented grain
"It's got a nasty taste"
"It made me sick"
"It made me feel a tad insane"

So uproar over a guacomole
Made with peas is no surprise
Though my personal taste
Is to have them mushy
With mash and two meat pies

 http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/01/guacamole-peas-barack-obama-outcry