A haiku for every England game at the 2026 World Cup
England v Croatia
Kane at the double
Blood and thunder second half
An enthralling start
England v Ghana
Sleepy-time England
At Ghanaian tea party
Settle for a point
England v Panama
A man with a plan?
Tuchel's England top the group
Kane beats Lineker
England v DR Congo
Defence breached early
England leave it late to win
Kane's lighting strikes twice
England v Mexico
Breathless performance
Azteca nightmares banished
Squeaky voice time
England v Norway
Jude; not so obscure
Holding back the Viking tide
England sail on
England v Argentina
Lions take the lead
But feed control to the GOAT
Messi masterclass
England v France
Lions rampant start
French response makes England sweat
Match of the World Cup?
