Auction

Come and pay to spend time with MP's
In their normal everyday lives
Jogging and shopping for shoes
Club dinners including their wives.

If you've got the cash you can buy us
We'll do all we can just for you
The party for the well-to-do classes
For the special, privileged few.

Come and pay to spend time with MP's
Chew all you want of our ears
Landlord subsidies, lower taxes
Pension bribes to be in charge five more years.

If you've got the cash you can buy us
We'll auction off the UK
If ever society existed
We'll destroy it if we have our way.

Come and pay to spend time with MP's
If you've got the cash you can buy us
We'll happily live in your pocket
Paying heed to what you want to discuss.